Although none of us are students any more, Fort Awesome is technically a “student house”, which is basically shorthand for “has as many rooms converted into bedrooms as is humanly possible (including partitioning living rooms to make an extra bedroom) and has an unspoken clause in which random strangers can turn up with no notice and look at your house and even just start taking photos without permission“. I can appreciate that we were students once and we once had to look around houses, but you know, I’m not in the mood for being fair because we’ve just had to show round the eighth fucking group of people today. Yes the double beds don’t come with it, the bar doesn’t come with it, blah blah blah.
So as you might have gathered, we’re not going to be living in this house next year, if only so we can get out of the student housing system, and join the magical realm of regular houses where people don’t give themselves the right to wander in and out (for anybody in doubt, you do technically have to give notice before you come round, but there’s no point arguing with students, they just stand there looking sheepish and say something about “we’ve come all this way”, blah blah).
I was a student once. That’s why I hate you all so much.