Finally, we are top. Top of the ranking. Up there, in the heady heights, in flashing lights. I’m referring to our position on the Google Search for “Fort Awesome”. Yes, we didn’t research the name properly before signing the documents, and there are in fact a numerous many other Fort Awesomes, each slightly less awesome than the last. In any case, for months we were 3rd and then 2nd in the Google.com; second only to a club with a rubbish website, but not only that, a club that was now closed. Oh, the humility.
But humility has turned to hubris! We are top. Toppety top top. Toppy topping topperary toppinaceous toptacular.
congratulations! You can have a celebratory game of singstar rocks tonight!