Apparently, sand kills more people a year than sharks do. I’m not sure how much I believe this. I mean sand has never had a movie directed by Steven Spielberg made about it. In fact no-one has ever directed any movie about sand, not even Michael Bay.
It does bare the question though, if sharks are pretty scary, and sand is more deadly than sharks, then surely nothing is more pant-wettingly scary than a…
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