A few of you may recently have seen a program, aired around 2pm on BBC1 called “Doctors”. It is very important for me to stress to you that these people are not real doctors. They possess no medical qualifications, and are certainly not in a position to diagnose or treat any illness.
If you are suffering from an ailment, please contact your local G.P. as usual - these people cannot help you. Be vigilant: your television is a factory of lies.
Kindest regards,
Moses Roffle