Of course, we all like Dads. And that’s why Fort Awesome, like all good Dads, are inviting you to participate in this exciting lifestyle opportunity.
“The Best of Your DAD Singing in the Shower” is the brand new CD from Fort Awesome Records, containing twelve electrifying tracks, all performed by genuine Dads in real showers. Included are all your classic favourites:
Natasha Bedingfield - Unwritten
Radiohead - Kid A
The Beatles - Revolution 9
Béla Bartók - Music for Strings, Percussion and Celesta
And much, much more! All this wonderful music could be yours for just £13.99, so send us your fucking money!
For an extra £3.00 you can purchase the special limited addition, which contains a photo-book of each Dad’s soapy penis and testicles. Buy today - happiness is just £16.99 away!
I’m sold! Where do I send my money?
You can send it in a stamped, addressed envelope to: “Fort Awesome”.
Alternatively, you could fax it to us. You already know the number.