Everything is great. Absolutely peachy in fact. We certainly couldn’t be any more happy at the moment. Look out your window - look at the sun and the grass. They’re lovely aren’t they? And you’re lovely too.
Open your arms out and welcome the day. Live for the now - do something special every hour. Wow. You can. We all can. Say “Yes!” to the moment. Forget your fears. Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
Cheer the fuck up.
Welcome to happy town, population: you!