Sand is more deadly than sharks

Apparently, sand kills more people a year than sharks do. I’m not sure how much I believe this. I mean sand has never had a movie directed by Steven Spielberg made about it. In fact no-one has ever directed any movie about sand, not even Michael Bay.

It does bare the question though, if sharks are pretty scary, and sand is more deadly than sharks, then surely nothing is more pant-wettingly scary than a…

Sand Shark

AAAARRRGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

8 Responses to “Sand is more deadly than sharks”


  1. 1 Nick

    Do you know what else is more deadly than sharks? That’s right: the holocaust.

  2. 2 Mat

    OHSHI

  3. 3 gabrielle

    u are an idiot. i study sharks and sand sharks are the least deadly…

  4. 4 Dan

    I studied your mom.

  5. 5 Johnston

    Hey Gab,

    I just wanted to knock you off your high horse and let you know that you are the idiot. You not only misread the article but you also attempted to make the author feel ridiculous at his attempt to make a point. I know that you might have studied sand sharks, but maybe you need study the article better before you decided to open your mouth.

    Johnston

  6. 6 PETER

    You are a idot. You know nothing

  7. 7 Kim

    hmm…may I ask what “a idot” is?

    and I’m wondering if the sand’s deadliness is really just a lack of killings on the sharks’ part…I’m sure more people die from drowning in the bath than getting hit by meteorites, but that doesn’t make bathing dangerous.

  8. 8 till

    Ur realy stupid because sand sharks arnt deadly but Ilove sharks and have been next to one in the sea and im only 12 But they are scary

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