BBC News continues its trend of “a thing that causes cancer”-a-week with this week’s exclusive:
- Multi-vitamins - Not especially funny, but another great example of something that is meant to make you better making you dead.
Now where did I put my gun?
If you’re taking vitamins
“more than seven times a week”
you can’t expect good things to happen…
As a member of society constantly taking pills to prolong my natural the only thing I’d say to all the news articles about this stuff is “what a
fookingblasted load ofshitenonsense” (moderate that! [duly moderated - Ed]) Shit happens, there’s nothing you can do about shit, so just go with it! And drink copious amounts of red wine and eat copious amounts of the stuff you like eating. How’d do you think I felt frying nicely on a beach in Spain when some tart over here announces on the news that sun tan lotion is no good for you and you should wear dark heavy clothing! Does she have a sideline in selling Dove body deodorant or what???!! What did I do - had another 6 hours on the beach. Eat well and get pissed I say!! Rant over. You wonder where Jeff gets his mild mannered temperament from!Bugger … got moderated! And now you can’t eat cos you’ll get cancer! (Has Jeff disowned me yet??)
Yes. Now do some work.
So you weren’t busy either Monday??