Noun
Sameurism (plural Sameurisms)
- (gaming) The inevitable result of too much rage whilst playing on-line games.
If Dan keeps getting so angry he’ll have a Sameurism.
Etymology: A portmanteau of Sam and aneurism.
See also: Ragequit
Archive for February, 2008
I was talking to my wife the other day. “Why do you love me?” I asked her. “Well,” she said, “I guess it would be because you’ve always been there for me, no matter how bad things got.”
She paused for a second. “And why do you love me?” She asked.
“I don’t.” I replied.
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. The Englishman goes up to the barman and says: “I’d like a pint of your finest beer please.” The barman says: “I’m sorry sir, we’re only serving shit beer tonight. Can I interest you in a pint of something that tastes like a homeless man’s sweat?” “No thanks, I’m good,” Says the Englishman, and off he goes to a different bar.
Next the Scotsman goes up to the barman. “I’d like a pint of your finest beer please,” he says. “I’m sorry,” says the barman, “we’re only serving shit beer tonight. Can I interest you in something that tastes like it sputtered out the back end of a sick horse?” “No thanks,” replies the Scotsman, “I’m good.” And off he goes to a different bar.
Finally, up goes the Irishman. “I’d like a pint of your finest beer,” he says to be barman. “I’m sorry,” replies the barman, “we’re only serving shit beer tonight. Can I interest you in something that tastes like raw egg that’s been sitting in the sun for seventy two hours?”
And the Irishman says…
…something really stupid.
