Archive for September, 2008

The order in which a man should undress to retain a scrap of dignity

  1. Jacket
  2. Tie
  3. Shoes
  4. Sweater
  5. Socks
  6. Shirt
  7. Trousers
  8. Underpants
  9. Monocle
  10. Driving gloves

This order ensures you aren’t left with any of the following that make the already strange-looking male form look even more ridiculous:

  • Shirt, underpants and socks - no
  • Underpants and socks - hell no
  • Shirt and socks - oh God