An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. The Englishman goes up to the barman and says: “I’d like a pint of your finest beer please.” The barman says: “I’m sorry sir, we’re only serving shit beer tonight. Can I interest you in a pint of something that tastes like a homeless man’s sweat?” “No thanks, I’m good,” Says the Englishman, and off he goes to a different bar.
Next the Scotsman goes up to the barman. “I’d like a pint of your finest beer please,” he says. “I’m sorry,” says the barman, “we’re only serving shit beer tonight. Can I interest you in something that tastes like it sputtered out the back end of a sick horse?” “No thanks,” replies the Scotsman, “I’m good.” And off he goes to a different bar.
Finally, up goes the Irishman. “I’d like a pint of your finest beer,” he says to be barman. “I’m sorry,” replies the barman, “we’re only serving shit beer tonight. Can I interest you in something that tastes like raw egg that’s been sitting in the sun for seventy two hours?”
And the Irishman says…
…something really stupid.