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The order in which a man should undress to retain a scrap of dignity

Published by Nick on 14th September, 2008 in Blog.
  1. Jacket
  2. Tie
  3. Shoes
  4. Sweater
  5. Socks
  6. Shirt
  7. Trousers
  8. Underpants
  9. Monocle
  10. Driving gloves

This order ensures you aren’t left with any of the following that make the already strange-looking male form look even more ridiculous:

  • Shirt, underpants and socks - no
  • Underpants and socks - hell no
  • Shirt and socks - oh God

3 Responses to “The order in which a man should undress to retain a scrap of dignity”

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  1. 1 NickF
    Sep 15th, 2008 at 9:21 am

    Leave the monocle on baby

  2. 2 Nick
    Sep 15th, 2008 at 2:06 pm

    A good idea. Personally i never remove my driving gloves.

  3. 3 Helen
    Nov 1st, 2008 at 1:48 pm

    I think socks should come later, preferably with one of those clips that stops them falling down.
    It is the most attractive thing in the world to see a man with socks, monocle and driving gloves.

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